Jarle er nedfor

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Stranger: HEEY
Stranger: whats up?
Jarle: who are you?
Jarle: some kind of angel, sent from above?
Stranger: yes! wooww nice guess
Stranger: and what are you?
Jarle: me?
Jarle: i'm dust in the wind
Jarle: i am a poor voice of a very sad little side of humanity
Stranger: ooh how sad
Stranger: im making buttons!
Jarle: buttons? what kind of buttons?
Stranger: its so fun! you should try it!
Jarle: press here buttons?
Stranger: noo not that kind of buttons
Stranger: smiley buttons
Jarle: that sounds kind of sad, kind of cute, kind of desperate, kind of hopeful
Jarle: what are you doing with all these buttons then?
Stranger: buttons that you can *speld* on your shirt
Stranger: i dont know the english word for spelden
Stranger: do you?
Jarle: attach?
Stranger: yes almost!
Stranger: but you can use that word to!
Jarle: yes, i know what you mean
Jarle: how many do you have?
Stranger: now i have 6 because im going to make a christmas dinner tomorrow with friends an then everyone has a button for the sort of meal she is preparing
Jarle: you sound nice, why are you so nice?
Stranger: hmm i have no idea, but may i ask, why are you so depressed??
Stranger: or was it just a joke?? and are you actually a sort of joker
Jarle: the joker is sad too
Jarle: i believe i was born this way, just as you are born nice
Stranger: nooo i dont believe it!
Stranger: you cant be born depressed!
Jarle: maybe not, but then i have no clue
Stranger: maybe its because of the whether?!
Jarle: yes, that can have something to do with it
Stranger: im getting depressed of the winter
Stranger: in the summer im like a butterflie but in the winter im like a depressed cow or something that looks like a cow
Jarle: haha!
Jarle: you dont sound depressed
Stranger: noo im trying to sound notdepressed!
Jarle: so actually you are making those buttons as a medicine? like we can scare away witches with garlic, you want to scare away sadness with buttons? 
Jarle: it might just work
Jarle: thats the magic of it
Stranger: wel thats not the most important reason why i make the buttons, but it can be an underlying reason yes..
Stranger: that it is helping me to make me happy unconciously
Jarle: a subconscious act as they say
Stranger: yes!